That's It Happened Again!!
That's It Happened Again!!
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I swear this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are starting over. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Perhaps it's time change my luck
- It must just be my imagination
- I need a vacation
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and here it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of geese came out under a bush. They were flying all over the place, and cars were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
You guys won't believe that just happened. Seriously, I think I'm going to lose consciousness! Everything was just beyond belief.
- I can't even
- Like, for real
- I'm going to have to write this down
See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?